西方漢學家翻譯的三字經 (轉寄)

人之初 At the beginning of life

性本善 Sex is good

性相近 Basically all sex are the same

習相遠 It only depends on how the way you do it

苟不教 If you do not practice all the time

性乃遷 Sex will leave you

教之道 The way of learning it

貴以專 Is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母 Once a great mother "Mrs Meng"

擇鄰處 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence

子不學 If you don't study hard

斷機杼 Your Dick will become useless

竇燕山 Dou, the Famous

有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine

教五子 All his five sons took it

名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-known.

養不教 If your children don't know how to do it,

父之過 It is all your fault.

教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,

師之惰 their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex!!!

子不學 ~~ You may refuse to study this

非所宜 ~~ but that is a real mistake

幼不學 ~~ If you don't learn it in childhood,

老何為 ~~ you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 ~~ If you don't exercise your dick,

不成器 ~~ It won't become hard and strong.

人不學 ~~ If you don't learn sex,

不知義 ~~ You can by no means enjoy its sweetness!

鴻&穎的媽
七年級新手媽 2005-05-02 12:38:31 #1F
 

好笑……

不過英文程度要好才能看得懂吧…=.=

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無尾熊 2005-05-26 14:43:13 #2F
 

只看得懂一半>"<

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